So last night my girl and I are at this gig in a dodgy-ish tavern-ish / shebeen place where music was on point except for some random american-ish high note pulling stunts from a local chikita... now this girl was singin' old school sophiatown classics in keys that just did not match the songs....
But any-who the main act, could belt a mean ass tune in the tiniest body I've ever seen. Her legs would not make not even one of my very own legs, yeah I said it. Tjo!! Ok mara mosadi o, roko la hae... ja ne... extremely tiny and dancin' on stage then... oh wait for it: she lifts up the already tiny creeper-upper black number. Another lady sitting with us asked what happened to class? Somebody behind our table said something close to ooh yikes she's showin' us her knickers... did i just see that?
Great night out all that aside the main attraction's voice is uber talent infested, God and the universe and those that came before her in her blood line done blessed her well.
So we decide to have a drink to end our night, first and last for that night.... then some random bloke says hi to a sister, ok i... bathong mona e o starts mackin on some your're beautiful, sister:thank you , ok. Hawu dude then proceeds to tell friend, in the background, she's the one I was telling you about, girl has blank look but greets friend... Next thing dudes are still chattin' so no drinking our drinks in piece damm.... sister to okes ok bye then dude turns aroun' to his scruffy-dirty-artist friend n says ka si zulu hawu seyang xosha manje... dude turns back to a sister n says I coulda bought you your next drink, manje lomntwana uyang xhomela. No chick chatting to him side kick say ya uyaxhoma vele..... huh?!
He e man dudes need to go back to school and learn how to mack a sister and dammet NO is NO... N just cause I said hello back to you does not mean I want your sorry ass mack.... Go back to school or go follow some gentlemen on social networking sites and learn etiquette for cryin' out loud.
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